Posts Tagged ‘xxx

Is there anything hotter than a Catholic kilt and slightly damp white cotton panties? Who doesn’t like a good challenge? It’s the new year and if you’re bored of the standard adult friends that will hook up faster than your tongue can knot a maraschino cherry’s stem, get online and get yourself some hot Christian [...]

If you’re coming up to an anniversary with an adult friend, husband, boyfriend or hell, even that vibrating plastic pony named Horny Corn, you’d better make plans for some spectacular sex. If you want another anniversary to celebrate, you’ll be wise to choose at least one of these ideas.

Chocolate is the taste of happy feelings and comforting fullness. The flavor of cum is associated with a sore neck and a gag worthy gulp. If you want an adult friend to give you oral sex and swallow your wax dart of love, you’ve got to give your body a hand with making it a [...]

Chances are you’ve swam in the red tide if you’ve ever had sex with a girl more than once. Still, for somewhat obvious reasons it’s something that most guys will not talk about, period. Today I’m bringing the subject out of the bathroom drawer. It’s time to talk about having sex with a girl when she’s [...]

Your virginity is like a XXX Ed Hardy t-shirt. At first you wore it with pride, after all, it’s pretty expensive and everyone else seemed to have one too. Then, out of nowhere people started wearing better, hotter shirts. Suddenly you felt weird being the only one still that ridiculous, over hyped t-shirt. Finally you [...]

So you’ve been out all night dancing with your girlfriends, wearing your hot new leather pants and keeping an eye out for that special adult friend that you sometimes hook up with. You hit the bathroom and as you’re pulling down your sexy pants you’re greeted to a very unsexy smell. Oh no! It’s the [...]

So, last night my strip club V card was taken.  Yup, I was brought to girls strip joint for the very first time.  I don’t know exactly how the nights events brought me there but it definitely was not planned.  Nonetheless, there I sat doe eyed as girl after girl did a XXX dance before [...]

Confidence, confidence, confidence. Be confident in everything you do from work to play.  This is especially directed towards you ladies.  You seem always have a problem with confidence and being proud of what you are and what you have.  I have always found that girls are the worst when it comes to comparing themselves to [...]

So ladies, Welcome to the wonderful world of breasts.  Yes, your ladies, tatas, hooters, XXX fun bags, boobs, whatever.  There are a billion and one names for a woman’s breasts and a billion and one ways a girl can utilize them.  Boobs can almost hold an unspoken language of their own.  Depending on how you [...]

Sex Yourself Sex yourself?  What the fuck does that mean you ask?  If you don’t know, I feel very very sorry for you and I’m here to help.  To sex yourself is to double click the mouse, jerk off, take a stroll down cum city for one, basically MASTURBATE.  It’s ok you can say it. [...]


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