Boner inducing GIFS

What’s better than a XXX adult friend? A XXX adult gif! Yes, you’re welcome you pervert. Remember to thank Jesus and his bible thumpers for all of the glories that are brought to mankind.

I bring you…hot, writhing girl.

Wouldn’t you love for her to burn your toast and make crappy coffee for you in the morning?

A girl who wiggles like she’s lost a vibrator inside

Seriously, this Kim K non-fat look-a-like looks like she is dry humping the air.

An ass I would wear as a hat

I don’t know who invented those underwear but they should be given 17 technical virgins as a reward.

Two hot chicks tongue sucking

This is one of those things that’s relatively hot to watch, but fucking annoying to do. When a girl starts trying to meet my tongue with hers before our lips have met, I usually make a “wtf are you doing” face. That smartens the chick up.

 ”look what my agent bought me for my birthday!”

Somewhere, someone is saying “is that my sister?!”. Sorry buddy, you should have told your dad that she needed more time with him than his golf buddies.

The real reason Natalie Portman won an Oscar

All those long hours working out and food left on the plate has all been reduced to the above. Good job Natalie! You earned that Oscar!

Nothing like a winning ass smack

Do you see the look on that skinny girl’s face? Yes, it is one of rage, because although her gal pals think she should be a model, men are waaaay more interested in the round booty beside her.

Now for a different kind of ass smack down

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