The best XXX anniversary sex acts

In: Dating tips|XXX

11 Nov 2011

If you’re coming up to an anniversary with an adult friend, husband, boyfriend or hell, even that vibrating plastic pony named Horny Corn, you’d better make plans for some spectacular sex. If you want another anniversary to celebrate, you’ll be wise to choose at least one of these ideas.

1. Good morning sex. Set the alarm clock (or his cellphone) an hour ahead so you have extra time to work with in case it’s a work day. Get up first and rinse off, then wake him up by sitting on his face. Tell him he’d better not wash afterwards because you want him to taste you all day. Ride him cowgirl and reverse cowgirl and then once he cums, get up and make the man some breakfast. That’s something he’ll think about all day.

2. The super slow, washing machine blow job. This is perfect if you’ve been having sex but you’re feeling a little chaffed and would rather not be rubbed raw waiting for the asshole to cum. Hop off his dick then start licking him from the base of his balls to the tip of his cock. Slobber on him like a rabid dog and wet your lips and hands, then slowly suck him into your mouth while wrapping your dominant hand around the his penis.

Keep drooling and use your hand as an extension of your mouth to give him a deep throat BJ sensation.

 

As you go down, slowly twist your hand one way, as you go up twist it the opposite way. It’s like how a washing machine is always turning one way or the other. Very slowly increase the speed, if your jaw gets tired, rest it while continuing to use your hand. This is a guaranteed gift to the cock and the man you love.

3. Sex in a public place. Most guys love the idea of this, most women are far more wary. Let go of your concerns on your special day. Go to one of the first places you went out on a date, maybe the movie theater. Movie theater bathrooms are easy to fuck in. Most of them have individual handicapped washrooms that you can get down and dirty in without having to worry about hearing some dude taking a shit in the stall next to you.

Do yourself a favor and wear a loose skirt and put a baby wipe and an extra pair of panties in your purse.

 

When the lobby is quiet (about 10 minutes into the movie) grab his hand and pull him into the bathroom. Baby wipe the toilet seat and make him sit down while you fuck him on top. He will be one happy camper.

4. Anal. Yeah, make your man the dirt road cowboy for a night. Here are some important pre anal preparations for you to do. Get yourself a butt plug. No, I’m not kidding. Those things are made to prepare people for anal (as well as stimulating the prostates of men while they orgasm). The week before your anniversary, masturbate daily with that butt plug inside of you. That way your body will have a positive association with anal.

Finally, the day of the event, eat really light all day, give yourself an enema midday (to prevent a cock tip stinker) and shower right beforehand. Grab some thick greasy lube, make sure to slather it all over your pooper and his dick, then invite him into your rectal fortress of love.

5. Bondage. You know your man, if you’re having an anniversary, you should know if he’s dominant or submissive. If he’s dominant, tie yourself up with panty hose to the bed or put on a dog collar (hello, even the dollar store has them now) . Tell him your his sex slave for the night.

If he’s submissive, put the collar on him and tie him to the bed. Make him suck your vibrator and then pleasure yourself in front of him. Tell him what a bad boy he’s been before finally giving him great sex while pinning his hands up by his head.

6. Sex on video. Oh boy are you a good girlfriend! If you put that old video camera in his hand and tell him he can record you while you blow him and while he fucks you doggy style, you can expect an engagement ring.

To protect your identity, put on a little mask, no not a Friday the 13th Jason mask, just a sexy masquerade mask like people wear at fancy costume parties in movies.

 

Find them at any costume shop, they’re usually under ten dollars. Keep the tape after and only allow him to see it when he’s “a good boy”. Just don’t let him know about that until the day after your anniversary.

Remember, an anniversary is a special day, so be sure to be good to your partner and yourself. Great kinky sex is always a fantastic way to celebrate any adult relationship.

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